OOOOH TMI, I'VE GOT SOME SPECIAL SHIT FOR YOU TODAY ( Read more... )

I was looking up videos of howler monkeys (fun fact: the dinosaur sounds in Jurassic Park are actually howler monkeys, which sound fucking terrifying) and came across this one. This monkey had forty-six botflies. It's SO FUCKING GROSS. I thought of you guys IMMEDIATELY.

( Cut for anyone with trypophobia )

This morning, I woke up with a bizarre pain on my left ring finger. It almost felt like a splinter lodged in the side of my finger, where my ring & pinkie fingers rub together. I really didn't think much of it, except a bit of confusion as to how I managed to get a splinter there ( Read more... )

At about 2 am last night, I was hungry so I went downstairs and made myself a microwave pizza (wonderful food choice, I know ( Read more... )

I got this nasty, NASTY mosquito bite under my arm a few days ago.

And rather than heal properly, something happened while I was asleep last night because I woke up and it was oozing blood, and pus, and other gross stuff.

( Really gross pictures here )

So, I got eight teeth removed this morning. 4 wisdom teeth, plus 4 premolars to make space for some orthodontic reshuffling. The premolars are pretty normal looking so I didn't include close-ups of them, but the wisdom teeth are pretty... interesting.

First, a group shot:

( Pictures! )

Long time no see. My dog hurt his foot last week, I took some pictures for y'all.

( Click here. No blood, but raw, exposed skin. )

Today wen I woke up I immediately noticed my throat felt really swollen on the right side. I took a look with a flashlight and saw something ugly.

( wanna see? )

I just woke up from a nap and got up to go pee. Sitting there I felt like I had a loogie so I coughed it up into the sink in front of me. When I did it had something black in it so I was all 'WTFFFFFFFFFF' Well...I picked it up and looked ( Read more... )

I think my immune system is broken, guys ( Read more... )